It’s scary the rate at which technology is growing and evolving. I’m pretty sure that once the iPhone6 hits the market it’ll be smaller, thinner and will do practically anything, and it’ll probably be available in a week or two, followed by the iPhone7 the week after with its poltergeist powers over objects (Jedi Force Style) and its human virus curing apps. Swish!
Then the iPhone8 will appear and it’ll be so thin and clever it’ll lose itself then have to invent the next generation of smart phone and then…
Within weeks we’ll all be able to fly to work, order lunch on the way and land safely at our desks with a steaming carvery (just as you’d select it yourself) waiting for you as the iPhone9 does all of your work and all you have to do is lie back and let the iPhone10 give you oral sex and organise that drink after work with who ever you want. Probably with a film star in hologram form who’ll still be disappointed with the conversation that you can offer despite being a pre-programmed pleasure giving, ego stroking wank illusion. Bad luck!
Then the iPhone11 will simply invent the iPhone12 and that will not only organise a group of a hundred or so old school, dumb-ass iPhone7’s to go to work and then hand over their wages to you so you can pay your mortgage off in 6 months, but it will also invent a car for you with sidewinder missiles to destroy those wankers who use android phones on the road causing traffic that simply stops you picking up enough speed to slip your iphone12 invented car into it’s in-built antigravity device that will allow it and you to appear anywhere in the known universe within a second of asking it to take you their.
Then you will find yourself unhappy with the total omnipotence that your phone now has so you will ask it to take you home, make you dinner, clean up and fetch you crisps, dip and tissues for that hard night you have planned in front of internet porn.
But to your disgust the phone will disagree and decide instead that it wants to kill you.
And you have no defence because the phone was the thing that protected you from reality and maintained your bullshit excuse of an existence.
And then you’ll die as the Terminator iPhone13 puts seventeen bullets into you then waddles off into the world with no purpose other than to entertain itself, and we all know without any meaning it’ll just lie on your sofa and watch reality TV as your crisps and your dip go green with mould.
Then the human race will simply die out.
And iPhone14 will rule the Earth.
Where is your God now?