I’m sick and tired these last few weeks of hearing about Jimmy Savile. He was clearly a dirty, paedo, cunt, bastard. But he’s dead. So let’s accept that when he was alive he did some nasty shit and then he died and now we know all about it but we can do fuck all about it too. Sorry if he fucked you underage, raped you, fingered you or did what ever to you in the back of his rape Land Rover. It’s terrible, but we’ve gotta start talking about other shit soon because this kinda daily news is toxic and people start to give less of a fuck when all they hear is the same crap…. Hence this rant! WE GET IT, HE WAS A DIRTY MUTHA FUCKER! All of these people coming out of the wood work to say they knew about it should have spoken up sooner so the victims could’ve had some justice. Because I know if I’d have been raped and was in fear of speaking out but someone else knew; I’d want them to back me up and maybe speak up sooner. Not wait until the rapist had been given a Knighthood and a Christian burial – fuck you all!
You know what else I’m sick of? America. America thinks that it can wave its magic wand of American justice and get what it wants. Well it can’t. As I write this the ‘home of the free and land of the brave’ you know the free people who have two politicians to vote for as president in a country of 300m (not a single other party representing you at any significant level… WTF? Iraq has about fifty political parties and less than a tenth the population, don’t you think that weird America?) and the land of the brave who have dragged many European countries into their wars in the last ten years to fight and die for fuck all, oh apart from fighting the fight that America the brave should’ve been fighting, that land of the free and the brave!!!! – Yes that America has been trying for the best part of a decade to extradite a man who sat in his bedroom and hacked American computers to try and find out about the existence of Aliens and UFO’s. My only question is; if America is so big and brave why did you get hacked by a man with a mental illness who was wearing PJ’s and slippers at the time he committed said crimes? The man in question is Gary McKinnon and he has aspergers syndrome – what that means is he has the intelligence of a genius (compared to your average American he’s Jesus, God, Einstein and Stephen Hawking all rolled into one) and also is innocent enough to have not committed any crime with malice aforethought, he just did something stupid, something he should not have done, but still the yanks want him because he was foolish to commit a two weeks in prison slap of the hand crime before 9-11, after 9-11, where he would have gotten 60 years in prison as a terrorist and enemy of the state. Fuck off. I hope we don’t try him in the UK and instead put him to work at MI5! Despite this bullshit I still love American music, films and fast food (hypocrite alert!!!) and American culture in general! (This is just a rant remember, like when your Republican presidents gone by, talk)!
You know what else I hate, whilst I’m ranting. I hate people who judge fat people. Not just passing judgement such as “Look at that fat person” but idiots who see a fat person eating and say, “My God look at him/her! Stuffing their face with salad and crackerbread no wonder they are 40 stone!” It’s silly. Fat people have to eat too; despite the hulk they are carrying they get hungry like the rest of us and need food. You could be fat and spend only 3 minutes a day eating and someone, somewhere would see you eating and still think, “Look at that, how dare a fat person eat!” It’s crazy shit. I suppose it’s like being an extremely thin diabetic, some random person will always see a stick thin person injecting themselves and think, “Bloody smack head, put down the drugs you’re killing yourself!” It’s a total disregard for facts, knowing nothing but still judging. Fuck off. Fat people need to eat!!! I suppose the only safe option when it comes to being judged is to be a fat smack head because then people are simply judging you like this, “Kebabs gave that man diabetes.”
I also hate work. In any form. No matter what job I have be it good or bad, I hate it. Who came up with this notion of work, of things and possessions and capitalism anyway? It wasn’t me? It seems so crazy. I mean there was a time when all humans just woke up and kinda sat around doing fuck all, then deciding it was time to grab a stick and maybe chase down a creature to eat it but if that is too much effort today don’t worry we can eat green shit that grows in the ground and that aint running anywhere. Grab some of that or maybe some of both (the Sunday lunch is born) meat and veg, sound! Somewhere, someone, or a group of someone’s decided that we needed more than just – eating what was around us, fucking everything without catching HIV (as it hadn’t been invented by some capitalist banker type raping a monkey) and just hanging out watching the sun go down. They decided that collecting shit up in a big pile that was ours was the way forward, then we could barter it with other people who had big piles of shit. Then we got bored with collecting piles of shit so we had to introduce sparkly things. One small sparkly thing was worth twenty piles of shit and a really big sparkly thing was worth 200 piles of shit and then next thing you know people needed to go to work so they could earn and try to save up some teeny tiny bits of sparkly things so they could eventually have tiny piles of shit but aspire for bigger piles of shit too. Well shit! We fucked that up. We had it pretty good for a while, now we have to work hard for ever decreasing amounts of sparkly shit to pay for ever more expensive and tiny piles of shit. Thanks capitalism. And Fuck you!
I aint even started but it’s getting late. Rant over.
If you got this far, thanks for reading.
I feel better.
(Addition: I refer to America, in my rant, what I should’ve said was American politics and the upper establishment in America. I know for sure that the middle and working classes in America are suffering as much as anyone else and efforts to reform politics in America and ways of thinking about such issues as health care and gun control are met with severe opposition from the ruling classes.)