I once had a crazy idea of doing some stand up comedy. I know it won’t happen, but I jot down notes now and again regardless. Tonight I jotted down this and I thought it too good not to share but it’s certainly no comedy routine. It reads better as a blog, because that means no one will really read it! But I like the idea of saying it to a room full of people. It’s called “homophobia” I encourage you not to read on if you have innocently clicked on this blog. I accept full responsibility for it but not if you read past this and then get offended. If easily upset go away now. Cheers.
Note to self: Homophobia.
“I don’t understand homophobia. It’s obviously a hatred carried by straight people but it sits awkwardly.
How many straight men have ever wanted to, tried to or had anal sex with a woman?
How many straight men have licked a pussy deep and hard and loved every second of it?
How many of those straight men hate gays for sticking their dicks in assholes or hate lesbians for licking pussy?
But I suppose we could take away the physical act of sexual connection from the equation.
Hang on, why do straight people hate gays and lesbians again?
I suppose its ok to have shit on your cock and pussy juice on your face if you’re a straight man but not a gay or a lesbian…
I smell hypocrisy… as well as a few other aromas.”